babies 'r' us

I think any dude who works at Babies 'r' Us could be rolling in the ladies.

I was thinking this as I was with the girlfriend picking up a gift for a baby shower.

"But, Mike," you make be thinking, "only pregnant chicks shop there, and, uh, they're mostly not available, so, I think you're crazy."

So not true.

The majority of people entering that store are single ladies coming in to get gifts for their friends who are having babies. Single, relatively attractive ladies (as the gf noticed this evening, not me). These single ladies are going in to get things for friends, and they are feeling particularly motherly, my guess, and would probably be particularly vulnerable to the masculine wiles of a clever, suave, single young man working at the joint.

Just a thought. If you're a single dude, I highly suggest putting in an application.